Weird, but true!
     The following stories are all true. In fact, all were nominated for the Darwin Award — people who “expired” or were injured doing . . . well, things that do not contribute to the benefit of the species. 
     If you are offended, we apologize. They are here to illustrate that truth —  covering the news— is, in fact, stranger than fiction.
• What a gas! • Low blow for gunman
• Quick fix hurts family jewels • Mouthing off at a party
• Initiation member gets the point • Too wrapped up in his work